Great Moments in Team Bonding

For those of you who missed it, here are some highlights from Saturday night’s Coltrane party post midnight.

Dueling games of Cranium and Drinking Jenga get underway. DJ is, by far, of superior entertainment value, although I think I see Chris and Marissa make out a little.

• Mimi finally gets recognition for having a nice left breast.
• Kyle relates his Handsomeness Theory as it relates to Steve and Eric.
• Kenji = Drink Bitch. Also, Kenji = Spill Bitch.
• Monica’s Python Story is recounted.
• Jeremy proves that he IS the Team Alcoholic, single-handedly consuming more Nastiness than anyone else.
• Allison appropriates compliments to everyone at the table. Apparently, we are all “nice.”
• Someone pulls the Caveman block and the table is confined to monosyllables.
• There is not enough ice.
• We are “rinking” or “inking,” but never “drinking.”
• Kyle takes off his underwear, then wears it on his head, then launches onto the coffee table in the living room. It’s paisley print and we’re all sorry to see it.
• Chris and Eric make out.
• Cat, Tova, and I are way too sober for this.
• Kyle, who spends the end of the night lying on the floor, tries to convince us that Chris’ friend, Marissa, was “so into me.”
• Allison claims she’s okay to drive Jeremy home??