Great Moments in Team Bonding, Part Deux

I caught the tail-end of the party Saturday night, so forgive me for the incompleteness of this. I encourage those of you who were on-time to fill in the blanks.

• Monica turns 24!
• There is no shortage of the turkey/chicken kind of hot dog – not the meat kind. Everyone!
• Monica wins the keg stand contest hands-down, 29 seconds or something equally awesome.
• Kyle almost breaks his face on the keg, courtesy of Jon and Steve.
• Kenji sports a margarine sweatshirt. Turns out it’s a towel.
• Tony comes dressed as a pirate? Eye patches are one thing, but that parrot and hook-hand, c’mon??!
• Kyle dry humps the carpet, explaining this is what he did when he was 4-years old. (Secret decoder: 4-years old = yesterday)
• Monica does a little breakdance routine, on cardboard.
• Some of us are, once again, too sober for this.
• Allison is too busy eating a pretzel to keg stand.
• Monica gets locked in the closet. This is funny.
  
• Jon promises to outfit our entire team in free Adidas gear.
• I believe super- and ping-pong balls were involved at some point. I’m not sure if they came with/from the strippers or after.
• Monica promises to have a BBQ to which we are all invited every night.
• Mimi receives continued recognition for having a nice left breast.

For those of you who didn’t make it, your share of the beer was drank.