Adios a Carmen!
So Carmen's going away party was fun.....lots of tight stuff and middrifts and white pants and chest hair. Good beer and a DJ and everything! There was a cupcake fight between Carmen, Stef, and Christina, and Tova made us all special Carmen t-shirts.
I didn't think i drank that much, but somehow ended up the last one on the dance floor in handcuffs. I have photos but need to figure out to make them smaller for web posting (not of the handcuffs, but of the party in general).
Things I recall:
- Kenji's shaven treasure trail, cropped mesh jersey, and dirty sanchez moustache = super gay
- Tony's fake shlong
- Kyle running around waving said fake shlong in the air
- Abundance of short people
- Creepy old guy who seemed too normal in the Miami Vice get up
- Mimi's old retired lady outfit, complete w/ lemer in a handbag
- Kyle scaling the back fence to pee or maybe running away from having his chest hair pulled out.
- Oh and Su Wen was there!!!!
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I stayed in character all night! Except for when I flirted with Ben Foote and he flirted back and it creeped the hell out of me so I hit the big ret ABORT! button.
I had to take the double dong out of my pants because it kept pulling out my leg hairs.
Ooh, you should have let us know so we could play "Odd or Even."
Tony, I nomitate yours best costume. You were painfully Miami. Only your eyewear wasn't very intimidating.
wasn't just a schlong, it was a double schlong.
It also tasted really bad.
Now you know what it would taste like to lick Tony's inner thigh.
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