Post Scrimmage Thank you Circle

We didn't get around to our thank you circle. So here's my version if I were to thank everyone and take 14 shots.

Ladies First:
Monica -- She's back!! Thanks for coming out and running on the heel!! You looked awesome out there running the offense and d-ing the crap out of everyone.
Steph -- Thank you for running really fast and scoring a lot despite being sick
Su-Wen -- Despite your lack of cleats we found you a pair to borrow and then you kicked major butt as downfield cutter. Thanks for always being open.
Allison -- Wonderful to have you back after a brief hiatus! Thanks for positive attitude.
Mimi-- thanks for the bbq!!!! You are the best team girlfriend ever.

Da Boys:
Kyle -- thanks for organizing, and for getting the day, time, and location that eveyone voted on and for bringing fans.
Joe -- you ran the play, made some sick grabs AND bitched out that punk from Colorado. Thanks for making us proud.
Brent --Thanks for handling a lot, that was really great, because well I like to handle you. I mean with you.
Jeremy -- Thanks for healing up your knee!! You played great, and had some sick grabs for some crappy throws I gave you.
Steve -- Thanks for being so good looking, and for some all around great play.
Eric -- Thanks for coming back from Florida and for being the fastest guy out there again.
Adam -- Thanks for running hard and playing with so much heart.
Future -- Thanks for not hating us for telling you to run the offense 700 times, and for playing very chilly
Tony -- Thank you for jumping high enough to get kneed above the knee. While that is no good, it means you play like you are 7 feet tall. AND thanks for "Like ohmigod it's totally '80s."
Kenji -- Thanks for cutting a lot and shutting down the tall dudes.

Sheesh, that's a lot of Patron.