Profile: Eric(2) Coltrane

Nickname
Still Under development
Position
Enforcer
Weakness
Thinks the rest of us are as good as him.

Profile: Suds Coltrane

Nickname
Abercrombie
Position
Defensive Octopus
Strengths
Pinky finger has extra joint not available to most humans.

Profile:Janet Coltrane

Nickname
TBD Probably "Super Tsar"
Strengths
Has no weaknesses
Weaknesses
Are you even reading? she has none we already told you that.

Profile: Carmen Coltrane

Distinguishing Features
smaller than her students
Position
whatever you tell her she's just going to play mid anyway, so mid I guess.
Talents
Very good at baking.

Profile: Eric Coltrane

Nickname
Eazy
Position
The guy who has to run a lot.
Strengths
Owns the best car on the team

Profile: Tova Coltrane

Nickname
Tover
Position
Driver side
Weakness
Poor judgement

Profile: Jeremy Coltrane

Nickname
Ritalin
Weakness
No touch
Hometown
Portland

Profile: Brent Coltrane

Nickname
WarPig
Profession
emergency box doctor/stripper
Weaknesses
Handsome men.

Profile: Monica Coltrane

Nickname
buck oh five
Strengths
bench pressed 20 reps of 225 pounds at the The Coltrane scouting combine
Fun Facts!
One of two players on The Coltrane that have been cut by Swizzle.

Profile: Futureboy Coltrane

Profession
goes to school, twice in one day
Position
Sponge
Signature move
The backhand fake lookyloo

Profile: Christine Coltrane

Nickname
Pisinoe, Aglaope or Thelxiepi =call her any of these,
just don't call her late for dinner.
Position
Magician
Weakness
Dual Citizenship

Profile: Allison Coltrane

Nickname
Triple Viper
Position
Moral Compass
Strengths
Increasing Jeremy's attention span to 24 seconds

Profile: Butters Coltrane

I heard Butters used to play in the NBA, but failed a drug test.
He runs a 3.7 -40 yrd dash.
Butters invented the crabwise anvert.
He once got 5th at nationals playing with 5 elementary school kids he
met the day before.
Butters has caught his own pull for a Callahan before.

Butters invented the SCUBA mask.

Profile: Mimi Coltrane

Nickname
Me-Unit
Position
Voice of Reason
Weaknesses
Hates Bang!

Profile: Steve Coltrane

Nickname
Fitch
Position
Stinging Lotus
Underwear Type
Calvin Klein

Profile: Bruce Wayne Coltrane

Nickname
T-Unit
Title
Captain
Weaknesses
Lives very far away in a mansion with a butler.

Profile: Su-Wen Coltrane

Position
Unstoppable Scoring Machine
Temperament
Unflappable
Quotes
"..."

Profile: The Cruise Coltrane

Nickname
The Cruise
Position
Fist
Weakness
Physically incapable of jumping

Profile: Coal Train

Nickname
Falcon
Position
Deep Deep
Weaknesses
No Hands

Profile: Joe Coltrane

Nickname
five-nine
Position
center wall, handler, Monica's welcome mat
Weaknesses
Nutter Butters

Profile:Roscoe P. Coltrane

Nickname
J-Best
Position
Flash
Quotes
OOOOOOH! I'm in "Hot Pursuit!"
Kik-kik-kyah!! I love it! I love it!
I'm gonna cuff ya an' stuff ya!
Shame, shame! Everybody knows your name!
GOOD NEWS, GOOD news!
Say "Hello" from Rosco!
HUSH!, Just, Hush

Profile: Kenji Coltrane

Nickname
Kenji IR
Position
IR
Strengths
Limping

Potential Profile: Laura Coltrane

Nickname
Pounds
Strengths
Velour Track Suits
Weaknesses
Never learned kung Fu

Profile: Pat Coltrane

Nickname
Killduzer
Position
Lefty
Weakness
Lefty

Profile: John Coltrane

Nickname:
None needed. You know who he is.
Position:
Line Cutter
History:
"If there's any such thing as a perfect man,
I think John Coltrane was one. And I think
that kind of perfection has to come from a
greater force than there is here on earth."
-Elvin Jones