THAT Pseudo Highlight Reel

I still suck at video editing.

do not drop the disc in the endzone

THAT photos, version 1.0

prelude to the striptease...

THAT Writeup Part 1

This is going to be the first of probably a couple of parts. Someone else can do the other parts. Let's recount what happened briefly.

• Joe's exploder arrived first. Rids was "Crazygoogly eyed" and Allison was "shitfaced". Joe was not drunk because he was driving. Kenji was probably drunk too.
  
• T-Unitron car arrived last at like 3 am. I got pulled over for doing a U-turn. Apparently that is illegal in washington. I didn't get a ticket and the officer helped us find our way to the campsite. We were lost.
• Suds informs me that my musical tastes suck balls
  
• We played 4 games on saturday, went 2-2. The Cruise does better recaps than me, I'll provide the video footage.
• After the games most of us went back to the campsite to get our stuff to shower. We learned that Monica has not seen any 80's movies
• Shower buddies. Kyle drops the soap and cleans his crack with it, then leaves it for someone else to use.
• Dinner at the mexican restaurant. Today it's Gina's birthday and Steve is MVP. They both get shots. Stef tries to "borrow" the sombrero but Kyle, Monica, and myself thwart her vile plan. During dinner Allison makes some inappropriate gestures and it's quite possibly the funniest thing I've ever seen. Tova and Brent are taking ass crack and cleavage photos of people at the table. Pictures to follow.
• Party at the lodge. Rids, Allison, Abercrombie and Fitch decide not to come. As such, the rest of us have to pick up the slack. Not a problem as Brent is there to save the day. The party started out really slow. Dance music was not happening but we managed to get things rolling.
• There were plenty of lap dances, gaying out, and Kyle's junk.
• Some of us are not drunk but pretending to be.
  
• Cherry brandy or whatever is disgusting
• We definitely win the party. Some Good Times folks try to claim that they did because they were standing around and we essentially got kicked out.
• On the walk back Monica claims Carmen has a really nice ass.
• NUTTER BUTTER!!!!
• There was a campfire, but I don't remeber much because I went to sleep.
• we played more games on Sunday. W-L-L
• Video footage of Steve mooning the Exploder. My back window is too small for stef to press her boobs against.
  

Super fun weekend. Stay tuned for better descriptions, I suck with words. Video coming soon.

Vid Footage

I have good news. My computer is back to a point where I can edit videos. The bad news is that I cannot capture videos from my camcorder to the computer. I'm working on that issue. Luckily, all of the Gandy Goose and Onionfest footage are already on my computer, so no problems there. I'll hopefully have a new short clip sometime next week, perhaps for both THAT and Gandy.

Great Moments in Team Bonding, Part Deux

I caught the tail-end of the party Saturday night, so forgive me for the incompleteness of this. I encourage those of you who were on-time to fill in the blanks.

• Monica turns 24!
• There is no shortage of the turkey/chicken kind of hot dog – not the meat kind. Everyone!
• Monica wins the keg stand contest hands-down, 29 seconds or something equally awesome.
• Kyle almost breaks his face on the keg, courtesy of Jon and Steve.
• Kenji sports a margarine sweatshirt. Turns out it’s a towel.
• Tony comes dressed as a pirate? Eye patches are one thing, but that parrot and hook-hand, c’mon??!
• Kyle dry humps the carpet, explaining this is what he did when he was 4-years old. (Secret decoder: 4-years old = yesterday)
• Monica does a little breakdance routine, on cardboard.
• Some of us are, once again, too sober for this.
• Allison is too busy eating a pretzel to keg stand.
• Monica gets locked in the closet. This is funny.
  
• Jon promises to outfit our entire team in free Adidas gear.
• I believe super- and ping-pong balls were involved at some point. I’m not sure if they came with/from the strippers or after.
• Monica promises to have a BBQ to which we are all invited every night.
• Mimi receives continued recognition for having a nice left breast.

For those of you who didn’t make it, your share of the beer was drank.